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I was casually speaking with an internist when halfway through the conversation, he put on his spectacles. I commented that now he could HEAR better (since we understand a lot from visual cues like facial expressions, body language, and by reading lips). He laughed and then told me quite seriously that he does swallowing exercises. The use of the Stylo-Hyoid muscle pulls on the membrane of the ear and also opens the Eustachian Tube, thus aiding in hearing.I had an epiphany, which I quickly revealed to him. I always believed that women loved to cook; they enjoyed feeding their man and got satisfaction out of seeing him content. I was led to believe that this was done as an expression of love. ‘The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ was the mantra I always heard.
NOT SO, my fellow readers. It is all part of a PLOT extending back to a time immemorial when through the use of magic, intuition or divine revelation, women learned that swallowing aids in hearing. Women have been trying to get us men to LISTEN so they are feeding us! Feed him, he swallows, his ears open, he hears better. Score one for the women.
(Now I know why women won't swallow. Consider me scoreless)